This is in my brain......

"It’s easy to be considered a misandrist when men are socialized to feel entitled to women and our..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 10:37:36 -0400

“It’s easy to be considered a misandrist when men are socialized to feel entitled to women and our time. So, if you ignore them, you’re a misandrist. If you insist they leave you alone, you’re a misandrist. If you focus on building healthy female-centered relationships over relationships with men, you’re a misandrist. Misandry is basically, prioritizing your agency, autonomy and fellow women, over men in a society that teaches you that being feminine relies on giving into men’s feelings of entitlement.”

- (via angrywomanistcritic)

annnnnnd BOOM

(via stfuhypocrisy)

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but.
(via feministdisney)

thefrogman: Study bunny [instagram]

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:49:37 -0400

thefrogman:

Study bunny [instagram]

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:45:58 -0400

ourvaluedcustomers: Because that’s probably the reason…

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:15:47 -0400

ourvaluedcustomers:

Because that’s probably the reason…

New Life Simplified, Star Trek spoiler. Sorry there wasn’t...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:00:53 -0400

New Life Simplified, Star Trek spoiler. Sorry there wasn’t a post last week. My bad.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 06:28:26 -0400

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:15:04 -0400

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

jhameia: filibuster-vigilantly: neolita: ooooo steph make...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:12:11 -0400

jhameia:

filibuster-vigilantly:

neolita:

ooooo steph make up

this post is extremely relevant to my interests

OMG

Makeup-gasm! O.O

kateordie: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: I AM LITERALLY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:10:16 -0400

kateordie:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

Yes

rpgmaker: thatbatterisaspy: hairandbeardkommando: punks...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:31:51 -0400

rpgmaker:

thatbatterisaspy:

hairandbeardkommando:

punks not dead

Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.

punks almost dead

The Squeaky Wheel: Lilies kill cats. Pass it on.

Wed, 15 May 2013 16:16:41 -0400

The Squeaky Wheel: Lilies kill cats. Pass it on.:

kyrax2:

I got word from the vet about an hour ago.

My cat’s kidney numbers are “off the charts”. In every other way, she is fine - heart, lungs, even her empty little stomach, but her kidneys are failing, even as I type this.

The *only* possible treatment would be a full dialysis - the same kind…

Oh no!

otisthecorgi: It’s a love/hate relationship.

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:32:14 -0400

otisthecorgi:

It’s a love/hate relationship.

Feminist Disney: Dear Merida Supporters,

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:04:34 -0400

Feminist Disney: Dear Merida Supporters,:

irresistible-revolution:

feministdisney:

lipsredasroses:

Merida is NOT a good role model because she is not “traditionally feminine.” She IS a good role model because she learns from her mistakes, is fiercely loyal to herself and family, will do anything to protect her mother…

tomics: This is a true story!

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:49:48 -0400

tomics:

This is a true story!

tomics: THIS IS WHERE RACHEL WAS THIS...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:48:35 -0400

tomics:

THIS IS WHERE RACHEL WAS THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thefrogman: When a man and a woman are in love and get married,...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:26:24 -0400

thefrogman:

When a man and a woman are in love and get married, they decide to show their love by participating in the most heinous of acts. Sexual intercourse. They turn off all the lights and the man inserts his rod of evil into the woman’s hole of Satan. They must use the missionary position, as it is improper for the male to face the Lord when humping about and making sex faces.

The male thrusts back and forth for nearly a minute until his penis ejaculates seminal fluid into the vaginal cavity. This unleashes several hundred million little spermies all hellbent on finding an egg and making your life a whole lot more expensive. These guys are excellent swimmers too. Once a sperm is in motion it is then officially a spermatozoon. That’s a fun word. Spermatozoooooooon. Spermatozoooooooooooooon.

Anyway.

The millions of spermatozoa (plural of spermatozoooooon) swim their way up the fallopian tubes. They target an egg and ram their spermy little heads into it. Most of them die from head trauma, but sometimes a lucky little tadpole breaks through and takes up residence inside the ovum…creating an embryo.

Depending on your religious beliefs, this is when life begins or it is just a couple of cells that could develop into a wittle baby. If you are a penguin, you really don’t care either way because your brain is unable to comprehend complex concepts.

Once these two parts have bonded, the embryo does its best to attach to the uterine wall so it can begin dividing and conquering the mama’s belly. You must of course feed this little embryo all sorts of strange things. Like pickles and ice cream. Or peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.

Over the next 9 months those two cells divide into billions of cells creating a fetus.

If you take a picture of this fetus inside the tummy, it will look like an alien creature.

This is normal. You do not have an alien baby.

Then the day comes. The amniotic sac ruptures and the fluid is evacuated out of the vagina. Now…they call this “breaking water,” and even though that fluid is mostly water, there are also proteins, carbohydrates, and even a little pee in it. So if she broke water on your couch, I would give that a decent scrubbing after. Or at least turn the cushion over.

Junior is now ready to squeeze his cantaloupe head through the mother’s golf ball vagina. It’s important that the female breathe like an idiot to distract her from this fact. Typically like, “Hee hee hooooo. Hee hee hooooo.” Once she figures out that doesn’t do shit, she will demand drugs. Give them to her.

Her cervix will dilate. This only happens in centimeters, as doctors are too good for inches. Once it gets to the size of a lemon, they encourage the woman to start pushing. If you offer the woman your hand at this point, she will break every bone in it. I suggest putting your arms behind your back and having an encouraging expression on your face. The female may poop a little, try not to notice that.

Soon the baby’s head will emerge and the doctors may use salad tongs to help pull it out. It will be slimy. It will have goo on it. It will be making strange noises. It will be bright pink and otherworldly.

This is normal. You still do not have an alien baby.

The doctor then gives the baby its first dose of corporal punishment and smacks it firmly to induce breathing. The baby will start crying. Get used to that.

If you were to try and trace this process back to the point of origin, I would say that it all starts with the rod of evil. Which is the delivery mechanism for the spermatozooooons. Which are manufactured and stored in the balls.

So, in conclusion, babies come from men’s balls of sacky malevolence.

[Originally created for Slacktory]

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Fri, 10 May 2013 08:48:19 -0400

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Thu, 09 May 2013 16:03:03 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Thu, 09 May 2013 16:01:49 -0400

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New Blog post up!

Thu, 09 May 2013 10:00:38 -0400

New Blog post up!